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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee it when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
  2. OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
  3. Someone told me that I seemed a little more classy than usual. The only thing I can think of is they somehow found out I used a Target bag instead of one from Wal Mart to line my bathroom`s wastepaper basket.
  4. IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
  5. I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
  6. My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
  7. I like to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
  8. Didn`t win the lotto again ... send prayers.
  9. I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
  10. The problem with the girl of my dreams is that she’s never around when I’m awake.
  11. I`m probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club.
  12. There is only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk.
  13. Why are you walking away when we`re in the middle of discussing our wedding plans? Come back! ... At least give me your number!
  14. Ever noticed that `beer can` in a british accent sounds exactly like `bacon` in a jamaican accent?




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