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1. It’s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
   
2. The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
   
3. So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
   
4. Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
   
5. When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
   
6. These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
   
7. I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
   
8. wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
   
9. Interviewer: "What did you like best about your last job?" Me: "Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
   
10. This is 2016. How come I can`t email someone a fart when I feel like it?
    
11. The difference between me & normal people is the normal
    
12. If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
    
13. I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
    
14. I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time
    
    
    
    
    
    

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