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1. I`m a spontaneous procrastinator
   
2. Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
   
3. I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
   
4. Nothing like calling off work and watching porn all morning.
   
5. If I ran my legs as much as I did my mouth, I`d be in fantastic shape.
   
6. Just had workplace violence training. It`s like HR doesn`t even care about the first rule of fight club.
   
7. Somebody asked for my name today, and when I told them they said "That`s an unusual name. You don`t hear that everyday" to which I replied "Well actually... I do"
   
8. When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "PLOT TWIST!" and move on.
   
9. Don`t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
   
10. Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater.
    
11. Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
    
12. Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
    
13. Nice try speed bumps, it`s a rental.
    
14. Just because I know I`m a "Good looking, extremely intelligent, funny as hell, sexy ass, Motherf#ker" doesn`t mean I`m "Conceited"...Im more like a "Realist", that just so happens to be very good with adjectives!...A "Bad-Ass Realist", that is!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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