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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Never judge a man ’till you’ve driven a mile with his wife.
  2. My Doctor says I`m a serious alcoholic, but I think I`m more of a funny alcoholic.
  3. Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
  4. Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
  5. If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
  6. I couldn`t help but notice that I would like to have sex with you more frequently!
  7. What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
  8. You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
  9. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
  10. If you could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you`ve ever made
  11. You posted a drunk selfie last night at 2:04 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let`s negotiate.
  12. If the liquor store didn`t want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window.
  13. Just when I think I`m over my insomnia the car behind me honks.
  14. Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.




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