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1. I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
   
2. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
   
3. when my swear jar gets full I`m going to use the money to buy a f*cking puppy
   
4. I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with the chair I was sitting on!
   
5. Turtle: I`m the slowest. Snail: No, me. Internet Explorer: Bitch, please
   
6. All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old...
   
7. H&R Block said I won`t get nearly as much back in taxes this year because apparently the neighbors want to claim their own children.
   
8. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
   
9. The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn`t amused when I said, "I don`t think it`s working"
   
10. Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
    
11. I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.
    
12. Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?
    
13. When it gets nice out I`m going to have a roof party and after that`s done have a painting party inside, come all
    
14. My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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