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1. You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that. - Life.
   
2. I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
   
3. like this if you are against animal cruelty
   
4. Well bugger... Just realised the plant ive been watering for 2 years is fake.
   
5. Men are like dogs. We`re excited to see you, and we have no idea what you`re mad about.
   
6. Wonder if Jesus gets screwed out of birthday presents just because his birthday is so close to Santas?
   
7. Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
   
8. It takes patience to listen, it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
   
9. Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents
   
10. Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
    
11. The difference between your house smelling like delicious popcorn or burnt a$$ is around 24 seconds ..
    
12. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
    
13. 7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
    
14. There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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