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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. If laziness was a sport, I would win first. Except I would have to send someone to except my medal.
  2. I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream.
  3. I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I`m worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor.
  4. After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I`ve come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.
  5. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
  6. The perfect time for a snack is while you’re waiting for another snack to finish cooking.
  7. Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
  8. Fun thing to do: Before leaving someone`s house, ask them if you can take a roll of toilet paper "to go"
  9. I told my wife that I have a sexual satisfaction guarantee policy. If you`re not completely satisfied, we`ll just do it all over again. Guaranteed.
  10. I Hope I can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
  11. They say a dog park is a great place to pick up girls. I don`t have a dog so I am walking around with a bag of poop so I won`t look weird.
  12. I like to refer to myself as a "Second-hand Vegetarian". Animals eat grass. I eat animals.
  13. Hi you`ve reached my voicemail,,, Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn`t be done over text
  14. Ugh, I forgot to go to the gym today. That`s 9 years in a row now...




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