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1. I only say “bless you” twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume you cant be blessed and you’re a demon who must be destroyed.
   
2. my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
   
3. My inner child is a drunken whore
   
4. Every day can be palm Sunday if you`re a single guy
   
5. Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
   
6. At a wedding reception someone yelled: “All the married men please stand next to the person that made your life worth living” The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
   
7. Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
   
8. I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it`s the scientists that aren`t washing their hands?
   
9. When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.
   
10. Someday, the time I waste deciding what to watch on Netflix will be shorter than the actual time watching it
    
11. The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
    
12. I don`t have a drinking problem, you have a problem with my drinking. Big difference.
    
13. I`m one of the nicest a$$holes you could ever hope to meet.
    
14. Look!!! I am always here for you no matter what,OK? unless there is something good on tv or I`m eating pie
    
    
    
    
    
    

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