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1. I`m super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I`m also wearing a cape.
   
2. It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
   
3. I`m sorry I got salsa on your baby, and I`m extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip
   
4. FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
   
5. Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won´t spoil me.
   
6. I just found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock,,,, people expect less of you.
   
7. I`m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
   
8. Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
   
9. According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, "neighborhood watch" isn`t what I thought it was.
   
10. Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
    
11. I don’t have a problem with friends who ask to borrow money. I love a good laugh as much as the next guy.
    
12. You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
    
13. Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day
    
14. Who can really hear themselves thinking?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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