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1. WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
   
2. I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
   
3. The only technique I`ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
   
4. I`m starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.
   
5. I propose a toast to the booze for making life seem tolerable.
   
6. Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
   
7. No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
   
8. What’s the answer to this question?
   
9. Jogging backwards because I`m trying to gain a little weight
   
10. I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
    
11. Whew, good thing there`s a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we`d be in real trouble.
    
12. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
    
13. I used to think drinking was bad until i stopped thinking
    
14. Someone asked me if I`m ever scared that I`ll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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