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1. Violently swerving your car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesn`t work like it does with humans. Just in case you need to know.
   
2. Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does.
   
3. Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
   
4. Why is it when you go to get your drivers license photo, they tell you to smile. Your not smiling when the police pull you over.
   
5. The good thing about being 6' 6? is that if I develop a bald patch, no one will see it..Unless you’re using Google Earth.
   
6. "I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
   
7. Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word.
   
8. These spaghetti-o`s taste like I don`t get paid until tomorrow.
   
9. Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
   
10. I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird
    
11. HR have advised that I’m not allowed to ask my chubby co-workers if they ate my missing stapler.
    
12. So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
    
13. There are two key elements to success. 1) Never tell anyone everything you know.
    
14. Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
    
    
    
    
    
    

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