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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. I don`t care how smart your phone is, it`s not going to change how stupid you are.
  2. I hear my ex is now into orgies, or at least that`s what the Craigslist ad I just posted on her behalf said.
  3. I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
  4. “I’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “I`m telling mom”
  5. As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used to not like brussels sprouts but now I don`t like people.
  6. There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.
  7. I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
  8. I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it`s for her is to eat it. Apparently
  9. I can`t tell if I actually have free time, or if I`m just forgetting everything...
  10. Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
  11. If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
  12. Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells "CODE RED, CODE RED" really loud then people scurry like mad.
  13. Don`t judge a man by how low his pants hang below his a$$...just kidding, that`s a great reason to judge someone.
  14. You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.




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