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1. Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I’m just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
   
2. When a woman asks you to guess her age, it`s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
   
3. I found a bottle of vodka under my bed, skittles under my pillow, & boxes of noodles in my closet. I`m like a fcuking alcoholic squirrel.
   
4. If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren’t there Starbucks pumpkin spice latte trucks in the winter?
   
5. You can tell yourself that Sesame Street is educational but Cookie Monster has lived there for like 40 years and still can’t conjugate verbs.
   
6. I don`t want to set the world on fire........just you.
   
7. When I was your age, we drank water straight out of the sink.
   
8. On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
   
9. Sometimes I have to tell myself, "It`s not worth the jail time!"
   
10. If my calculations are correct, I can retire about 5 years after I die.
    
11. If only my goals were to be poor, lazy and out of shape.
    
12. I like how the nice people of Sesame Street all know that Oscar the Grouch lives in that can, and yet they still stuff their trash into it.
    
13. Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
    
14. The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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