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1. I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
   
2. If it`s true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff
   
3. Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I`m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
   
4. Going on a dangerous assignment. If I don`t come back, can someone please tell my girlfriend that I always found her laugh really annoying. Thanks.
   
5. Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
   
6. If “too drunk to stand” is a yoga pose, then I’m nailing that one.
   
7. Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: ‘last warning, you have a week to get the money together.’
   
8. It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
   
9. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
   
10. Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
    
11. My bf just got out of jail. Says life in jail for him was a big pain in the a$$
    
12. I made you a cake. I also ate it for you.
    
13. My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume
    
14. It`s acceptable for someone to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner as long as they still go to the gym, right? I`m asking for a friend...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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