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1. Reasons to get out of bed: Food.
   
2. Jack Frost go away, come again another day. I need some sun, I need some sand, I need an island & a band. I`m bored with you & tired of the cold, so go away your getting old. Bring on the sun at one hundred degrees, some coconut oil & pina coladas please
   
3. Weather forecast for tonight: dark
   
4. That moment you realize that the person who proofread Hitler`s speeches was indeed a Grammar Nazi.
   
5. I don`t know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
   
6. If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.
   
7. To make a long story short quit right in the middle.
   
8. Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
   
9. Anyone else has a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags?
   
10. I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
    
11. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my mind and my temper
    
12. Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
    
13. I`m sorry I slapped you but you didn`t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
    
14. Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn`t just painted on.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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