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1. I wish I had a dollar for every time I didn`t have a dollar.
   
2. You may think I`m dumb but you overestimate me.
   
3. I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
   
4. If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I`m very skilled at shooting aliens this way
   
5. I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".
   
6. I`ve never been skydiving, but I`ve zoomed in on Google Earth really, really fast.
   
7. Irons are like 1000 degrees, who`s bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made?
   
8. yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
   
9. If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn`t mean I`m stalking you...It just means you haven`t looked nice in awhile
   
10. My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
    
11. Immature is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.
    
12. When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
    
13. "nice crocs. where did you get them?" - nobody ever
    
14. Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don`t have to.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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