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1. Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone`s throat.
   
2. Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
   
3. It`s a little disappointing when you`re watching a school basket ball game & no one turns into a werewolf.
   
4. So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
   
5. You make me want to be a drunker person
   
6. If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
   
7. As I slide down this bannister we call life, you, and you alone, are the splinter in my ass
   
8. Stop complaining about the rain. Cause rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey.
   
9. First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
   
10. Is it just me that finds it disturbing that you can accidentally make a baby but you can`t accidentally make a pizza?
    
11. It`s always the darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s the best time to do it.
    
12. If a girl picks an iron in monopoly you know she`s a keeper
    
13. Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
    
14. People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it`s the alarm clock in the morning.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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