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1. Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
   
2. Considering I`m broke, I wonder if she`ll let me be her sugar-free daddy.
   
3. I don`t understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there`s so heavy.
   
4. I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
   
5. A garbage disposal is just a device for finishing off all the food no one else in the house will eat.
   
6. I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
   
7. If women ruled the world, There would be no wars. just a bunch of counties not talking to each other!
   
8. Your things are terrific.
   
9. Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
   
10. Why would I dance like nobody`s watching? People need to see this.
    
11. Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
    
12. I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
    
13. They say I have a drinking problem. I say they have a problem with nudity.
    
14. I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "THERES ONE." -same guy, you`re british.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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