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1. At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I’m forty. I have one.
   
2. Feeling bored? Go to a clothing store and put "one size fits all" stickers on the bras.
   
3. Adding lyrics when you don`t know the words or making words up when you don`t speak the language. ;)
   
4. only 9530 days until retirement.
   
5. If I had a time machine I`d set it to "back in the day", just to see what everyone is talking about.
   
6. I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
   
7. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
   
8. I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you`re swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
   
9. The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
   
10. Relationship status: running out of films on Netflix.
    
11. Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
    
12. I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I`m still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it.
    
13. I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
    
14. I wanted to book an Elvis impersonator for a party so I phoned them up and got a call centre. It said `press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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