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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.
  2. Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
  3. I don`t hate you, but if you we`re drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
  4. Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
  5. Why do we say "A word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones who need it?
  6. To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
  7. I hate when I’m alone in the dark and my brain says, “Hey, you know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Ghosts..”
  8. If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
  9. FYI: You can`t beat rock-paper-scissors with yourself in the mirror.
  10. I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
  11. Coffee gives me the illusion I`m actually awake
  12. Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
  13. You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
  14. Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!




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