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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
  2. The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
  3. You ever wonder why it`s only women who need exorcisms?
  4. Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
  5. Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!
  6. Holy sh!t! I just opened a bag of cheddar and sour cream Ruffles and one of the chips was plain. This is a sign, man. God is going to smite all of us f*ckers with his wrath and send us to all to burn in the eternal flames of... Sorry. Just one side of the chip was plain. Carry on.
  7. I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
  8. My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
  9. Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take a moment and make that sh!t perfect.
  10. Well, I`m going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
  11. Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
  12. Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
  13. A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
  14. Its Friday ... my body is in for a much-needed drinking session




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