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1. My goal today is to lose this hangover and earn another
   
2. I accidentally wore green today. And I probably will be drunk later but NOT because it`s St. Patrick`s Day, because it`s Monday.
   
3. I think my girlfriend’s hallucinating. She keeps telling me she’s seeing other people.
   
4. People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow
   
5. Pretending to be a morning person is exhausting.
   
6. I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
   
7. Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
   
8. I honestly have a fear that one day I`ll leave my house and not be wearing any pants!
   
9. I wish I could smack the stupid out of people. And if you think this status is about you ... Smack yourself for me!
   
10. Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
    
11. Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" ... I thought this was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.
    
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol at my house may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
    
13. I have some serious self-esteem issues. The last time I posted a selfie I first cropped myself out of it.
    
14. You know you`re drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on
    
    
    
    
    
    

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