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1. Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
   
2. I love my toilet. We`ve been through alot of sh!t together.
   
3. I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
   
4. If you ever question yourself, your life choices, your sanity...just watch an episode of Hoarders and you`ll be all good.
   
5. How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
   
6. Someone just told me to "Have a good morning". What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?
   
7. I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
   
8. People go to the bar hoping for two things ... to get hammered or to get nailed.
   
9. I swear if my memory gets any worse, i`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
   
10. Actually officer, I`d prefer to think that vodka smells like me.
    
11. what happends when chemists pass away...We Barium.
    
12. The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling.
    
13. Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
    
14. My husband`s wife is freakin` awesome!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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