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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
  2. I`ve polished the mirror in the bathroom so much, you can see your face in it.
  3. A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
  4. Often I convince myself I enjoy the company of other humans. Then I spend time with them and remember I don`t.
  5. If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
  6. I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, `change color and escape in a cloud of ink`
  7. Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
  8. I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
  9. To all those that now have a DUI, domestic violence charge or one less finger... Happy 5th of July
  10. Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries.
  11. My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
  12. My ex was in a swimming competition with 19 other women today. They were doing the breaststroke. Unfortunately, she came in last place. She didn`t know she could have used her arms!
  13. Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
  14. I hate when I`m admiring my good looks from a car`s window reflection and the people inside think I`m staring at them.




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