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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. We live in a society that’s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
  2. I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
  3. Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
  4. Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
  5. If you sneeze near an atheist, they just say "science appreciates you".
  6. This post is just for you.
  7. Most of you like waking up in the morning to see the "comments" and "likes" that your status received. I like waking up in the morning to see WTF I posted!
  8. Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag? Me: No, let`s just keep it in the carton, ok?
  9. If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
  10. “Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
  11. Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
  12. There`s a time and a place for non-alcoholic beer. Never, and down the drain.
  13. I`m a little ticked off, I checked a book about surgery out of the library and when I opened it up I found that someone had taken the appendix out
  14. I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I’m going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.




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