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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.
  2. When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!!!!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.
  3. Being a fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business
  4. "This is the ride that killed Jimmy." - me in a long line, loudly, at amusement parks
  5. Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna´ be a great day.
  6. If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
  7. Just wrote ‘You have no new messages’ on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and threw it far out to sea.
  8. Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?
  9. Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go
  10. There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
  11. I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
  12. Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
  13. Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
  14. Sorry I got really drunk and ended up being really mouthy and offensive at your party next week.




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