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1. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" -Santa Claus/Pimp, doing a head count.
   
2. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
   
3. I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
   
4. I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there`s an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
   
5. 2 out of 3 isn`t bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids.
   
6. When my kids grow up, I`m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I`m bored & then just leave!
   
7. I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I’m making important life decisions.
   
8. Ladies, if you want men to look at your face and not your chest, eat a banana.
   
9. I`m a crabby a$$ bitch before my coffee ... and after
   
10. Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
    
11. Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
    
12. If he remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs
    
13. Just once I`d like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do...Without being dragged out being told, "Ma`am, you`re not the bride..."
    
14. "There are singles in your area." - me telling a stripper she forgot some money on the floor
    
    
    
    
    
    

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