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Wednesday January 15, 2025


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. How many "zero likes" do you have to get on Facebook before you realize nobody gives a crap about you
  2. When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
  3. Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.
  4. Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent`s face there is no known comeback.
  5. Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the sh!t out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
  6. I was struggling,trying to figure out how lightning works .....then it struck me!
  7. Repeat after me: It doesn’t matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won’t solve it.
  8. If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me more than a week to realize that I`m not at work anymore....
  9. Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
  10. I saw this homeless guy talking to himself and I was like, "Who is he talking to?" then I thought "Who am I talking to?"
  11. About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
  12. Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
  13. Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction.
  14. Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.




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