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1. Why are people sad when potatoes can be cooked in like 200 ways?
   
2. I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
   
3. i spend 800% off my life exaggerating
   
4. 2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead...
   
5. You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
   
6. Roses are red, this much is true, Violets are purple, not f*cking blue
   
7. And now it`s too hot outside to take down the Christmas lights
   
8. Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
   
9. People who have more than 10 items in the express line… We see you and we are judging you.
   
10. When I order pizza online, in the "Special Instructions for the Driver" box, I put "Tell me I`m a pretty princess".
    
11. Pro Tip: If you knock on the door to a bathroom stall and someone says "one second," wait more than one second before entering.
    
12. Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat`s leg.
    
13. Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
    
14. Pretty impressed at petrol station today, as i was filling up, i heard woman with truck at next pump say is that Vin Diesel, I smiled, then realised she meant Van Diesel :-/
    
    
    
    
    
    

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