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1. Don`t do anything you`re not prepared to explain to a paramedic...
   
2. My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
   
3. Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
   
4. Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
   
5. "mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "hold my beer and watch this"
   
6. Tony Romo tried to throw his helmet down in frustration but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown
   
7. I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
   
8. The police never think its as funny as you do.
   
9. I look so young for my rage.
   
10. Looking forward to `Breaking Bad` merchandise. Especially the cook book.
    
11. People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
    
12. Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
    
13. I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
    
14. Why get married? Just pick a girl you hate and buy her a house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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