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1. I think I need to return my GPS...no matter what it can`t help me find easy street
   
2. My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means he can eat anything off the floor if he waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
   
3. I just dusted and mopped the house like 3 months ago and it’s dirty again. This is bullsh!t.
   
4. Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
   
5. People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
   
6. There are a few people I`d like to go to bed with but I can`t think of a single person I`d like to wake up with.
   
7. I`ve always pictured myself taking selfies.
   
8. The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday.
   
9. Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
   
10. I saw a cool bumper sticker on a back of a SUV . . . “Do you follow Jesus this close?”
    
11. My box of animal crackers says "May contain nuts." So I`m inspecting each animal before I eat it...just in case.
    
12. When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
    
13. Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
    
14. Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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