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1. Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
   
2. I fell asleep on the couch last night & woke up thinking I was married.
   
3. Before I wash my socks, I just throw one in the trash.
   
4. Call me lazy, but if it takes two clicks I’m not reading it.
   
5. We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
   
6. What about a To-Don`t List?
   
7. How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I`ll let you know if we can be friends.
   
8. We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
   
9. Don`t get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos.
   
10. I want one of those jobs where people ask, “Do you actually get paid for doing this?”
    
11. My wife complains about everything I do. It`s like she doesn`t know there are "Sexy singles in my area" that want to meet with me.
    
12. You`ll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
    
13. This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
    
14. "Don`t let a hot date turn into a due date."--my father`s actual sex talk with me when I was 13.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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