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1. What do you call a woman with big breasts who doesn`t make sandwiches? A compromise.
   
2. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
   
3. BREAKING NEWS: New $100 bills start circulating yesterday. I wish this affected my life in any way.
   
4. Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.
   
5. The only time my wife will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground
   
6. I don’t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence…but hey, somebody has to do it!
   
7. The secret to success is in my bra.
   
8. How can Wal-mart have a bazillion carts and everyone with at least one wobbly wheel?
   
9. Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
   
10. People are so predictable..I bet you`re even reading this status right now.
    
11. Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
    
12. If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn`t photoshop be illegal for models?
    
13. The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
    
14. I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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