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1. I`m old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year.
   
2. Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I`m the a$$hole for tripping him?
   
3. I`m in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I`m at the liquor store.
   
4. Calm down! I`m not officially late until I actually get there.
   
5. Mosquito landed on my friend`s face; easiest decision of my life.
   
6. I hate when I spend the extra money to buy organic vegetables only to get home and find out that I bought regular donuts.
   
7. I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
   
8. Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
   
9. To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
   
10. I broke up with my gym, we were just not working out.
    
11. I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
    
12. Before bed, my Dad would always say, "OK son, time to hit the sack." Not sure how me punching him in the balls helped him sleep, but hey, that’s my Dad for ya.
    
13. Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
    
14. Redneck`s famous last words: "Is that enough duck tape?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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