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1. All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
   
2. Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
   
3. Someone asked me why I use the "F" bomb so much. What the F*ck is an "F" bomb?
   
4. I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though.
   
5. My boss told me to have a good day so I went home.
   
6. I don`t have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you.
   
7. I bet if you were in a city getting attacked by huge sci-fi monsters youd run and scream but in the back of your mind youd be like “awesome”
   
8. I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
   
9. I`m about to eat gas station breakfast. Tell my family that I love them.
   
10. Fact: if you give your boyfriend a bj each time you act crazy, he`ll not only forgive you,but eventually be thrilled when you act nuts.
    
11. Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it.
    
12. my girlfriend does that cute thing, where she doesnt exist.
    
13. I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
    
14. thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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