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1. Helpful Tip: A ceiling fan won`t cut a bagel in half ... Not even on top speed
   
2. Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much.
   
3. Health tip: There`s never a `safe` time to shake a teenage boy`s hand. Never.
   
4. Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
   
5. I hate wasting alcohol on social occasions.
   
6. I don’t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence…but hey, somebody has to do it!
   
7. If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
   
8. If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
   
9. How dare you incinerate that I don`t know big words.
   
10. Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
    
11. If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
    
12. Thanks, autocorrect. I`m sure she`s dying to know about my huge peninsula.
    
13. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
    
14. My neighbor put the box his fridge came in on the curb for trash pickup. Guess who has a new fort!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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