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1. I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
   
2. A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
   
3. I wonder if one day somebody will knock on my door and say to me, “Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook; may I come in?"
   
4. "How much for the man cave?" "Sir that`s a doghouse." "Can you install cable?"
   
5. Remember if you ask me to put sun lotion on your back, I am definitely drawing something dirty while I`m back there.
   
6. If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I’d spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.
   
7. I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
   
8. My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming
   
9. Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
   
10. If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
    
11. People are like dogs: There`s always someone who loves you for you and there`s someone who just peed in an inappropriate place.
    
12. I thought there`d be more sex during my sexual prime.
    
13. I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
    
14. I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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