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1. Just found some old sex coupons I got from an ex for my b-day. Any of you ladies take competitor`s coupons?
   
2. I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
   
3. Karaoke bars combine two of the worlds greatest evils—people who shouldn`t drink with people who shouldn`t sing.
   
4. Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones.
   
5. Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
   
6. Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he`s a "hero". But I do, and I`m "weird", "creepy" and "never invited over again."
   
7. I answered the door in my underwear. That WAS the tip, pizza guy!
   
8. my boss told me to start the presentation with a joke,so I showed my payslip.
   
9. If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
   
10. The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth.
    
11. A real man should never wave faster than he says the word “hey”
    
12. On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.
    
13. I don`t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is my iPhone. Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
    
14. My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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