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1. I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
   
2. They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer`f*ck off` to `go away`.
   
3. Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
   
4. Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
   
5. Work is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
   
6. Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
   
7. I wanna say something. I´m gonna put it out there. If u like it, u can take it, if you don´t, send it back. "I want to be on you"
   
8. The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
   
9. I can`t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes
   
10. I can`t wait to get all liquored up, and then go door-to-door to sing some Christmas Carols when it starts to warm up in April...
    
11. It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
    
12. I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I`m wearing.
    
13. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
    
14. If you step on someone`s foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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