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1. If you got up this morning and ran straight to fb i am 100% POSITIVE its because you missed me.
   
2. I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.
   
3. The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
   
4. It`s like my kids don`t even believe how cool I was in the 80s.
   
5. I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
   
6. It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
   
7. It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
   
8. Being able to eat while watching Hannibal makes you more of a psychopath than anyone on the show.
   
9. You`ll never see me on Hoarders because I can`t afford that much sh!t.
   
10. Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
    
11. If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
    
12. Actually officer, if you factor in the earth`s rotation, we were all speeding.
    
13. I was disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid.
    
14. Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can`t leave messages now. That`s the kind of genius I am.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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