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1. Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
   
2. I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
   
3. It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
   
4. For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
   
5. In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
   
6. Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
   
7. when a girl says "whatever" what she really means "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it
   
8. The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
   
9. Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
   
10. I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: it before
    
11. Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
    
12. If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
    
13. HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake.
    
14. How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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