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1. I`m actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
   
2. "And then I rented a monster truck and drove it through their f*cking house!" - How all my stories would end if I was a billionaire.
   
3. Got kicked out of the hospital. Apparently the “head nurse” is just the one in charge of the other nurses.
   
4. Men, if a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
   
5. You should have been a chicken and just went home.
   
6. The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!"
   
7. My co workers put cookies on my desk, like they`re leaving a sacrifice for an angry god.
   
8. If you need me I`ll always be stuck behind the person who doesn`t know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle.
   
9. Know why girls cross their arms when they`re angry? Boobs. Just a little reminder of who`s in charge around here.
   
10. I feel pretty confident that if anyone ever steals my identity, they will inevitably improve my credit score…
    
11. A mosquito landed on my balls... Hardest decision of my life.
    
12. I`m a compulsive liar. Every thing I say is a lie. And that`s the truth.
    
13. Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
    
14. I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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