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1. Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have booze and snacks in your purse.
   
2. I carry a knife, but it’s just in case of cake.
   
3. You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.
   
4. I wish relationships were more like cell phone plans - "Free nights and weekends."
   
5. I`m considering buying a racehorse and naming it, "My Face". Just so I can hear everyone in the stands scream "Come on, My face!!"...
   
6. My local hairdresser just got arrested for selling drugs. Unbelievable! I`ve been her customer for 10 years and had no clue she was a hairdresser!
   
7. The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
   
8. When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
   
9. When a pizza guy comes to my door, I like to answer wearing the same uniform as him and holding a pizza.....and then insist that he called me
   
10. How much Hershey`s Chocolate Syrup can I add before it`s really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
    
11. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
    
12. Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
    
13. Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, “Where the hell did that shirt go?”
    
14. Your girlfriend is rated E... For Everyone
    
    
    
    
    
    

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