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1. If your dog takes a dump on your floor and you clean it up, who owns who??
   
2. Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
   
3. Money can`t buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Ferrari.
   
4. Can Walmart be a feeling? I`m pretty sure that`s how I`m feeling today.
   
5. If we aren`t supposed to be too close to the microwave then why do they show us food twirling around in there?
   
6. Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. 1. I don`t have a girlfriend.
   
7. Warning: I just get weirder.
   
8. That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny, but it turns into a life lesson.
   
9. You’re lucky that I’m so terrified of prison.
   
10. Just bent over to pick up a beer that rolled out of the fridge and realized yoga is exhausting
    
11. Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
    
12. How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead...
    
13. New favorite term: Multislacking. It’s nice to find a name for something you’re good at.
    
14. Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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