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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it.
  2. Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
  3. I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
  4. Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes in your friend’s drink. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
  5. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check.
  6. There are three kinds of people: Those who totally agree with my messages, those who kind of agree with me, and those locked in the trunk of my car.
  7. Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those ... Wait ... Two. I have 2 kids.
  8. I know there are some people we say were dropped on their heads as babies. But there are others that were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.
  9. Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
  10. I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
  11. Every conversation should come with a snooze button. That way if you`re being too boring, I can push a button and keep you from talking for the next 10 minutes.
  12. There`s a time and a place for non-alcoholic beer. Never, and down the drain.
  13. I`d stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
  14. When you`re a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!" As an adult, not so much.




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