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1. If you`re out running in jeans, I`m gonna go ahead and assume you just participated in a felony.
   
2. Always have a goal. Example: Turn as much alcohol into urine as you can.
   
3. You`re so dumb you have to get naked to count to 21.
   
4. I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
   
5. Boobs, because you can`t motorboat a personality.
   
6. My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he comes up with something funny to post on YouTube.
   
7. The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don`t want anymore children living on our street.
   
8. Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?
   
9. Just printed out 50 copies of today`s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I`m just not in the mood for small talk.
   
10. I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I’d like whipped cream on it.
    
11. That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
    
12. Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
    
13. No man has ever won a game of `notice anything different about me?`
    
14. People without kids: I`ll never yell at my kids ... People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD, JUST WALK!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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