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1. Ran out of post-it notes, now I don`t know how to remind myself to buy more.
   
2. I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
   
3. You`d think the nerds on The Big Bang could fix that stupid elevator.
   
4. When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone’s numbers again, I text them: “Guess who?” for 2 weeks.
   
5. I don`t like making plans for the day, because then the pesky word "premeditated " gets thrown around in court.
   
6. I hardly know you…. but, Facebook says it’s your birthday, so happy birthday!
   
7. Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
   
8. Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
   
9. The key to a woman`s heart is making her laugh...just make sure she`s not laughing at the size of your junk.
   
10. You the bomb" "No you the bomb" A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east
    
11. I fell asleep with infomercials playing on the TV.... I woke up with a strange desire to do P90X with a Shake Weight while in my Snuggie
    
12. The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
    
13. If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven does God hide behind the Pearly Gates and pretend he`s not home?
    
14. They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
    
    
    
    
    
    

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