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1. Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!
   
2. What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
   
3. Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
   
4. You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
   
5. My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
   
6. Just hung a picture. I nailed it.
   
7. A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
   
8. I hope all your dreams come true, especially that one where you`re being chased by a giant spider.
   
9. If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
   
10. I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
    
11. I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, "boners."
    
12. If he remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs
    
13. Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
    
14. It’s a holiday. You know what that means… Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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