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1. I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
   
2. My Christmas tree smells like pine, and is hanging from the shift lever in my car.
   
3. Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either.
   
4. It`s not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it`s the gas can in her other hand.
   
5. There`s never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself " thank god the cops are here"
   
6. The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself "do I want to see it?" If you do, it`s not on Netflix.
   
7. "I have no idea. Why don`t you just Google it?" —My answer to just about every question I`m ever asked
   
8. 1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2.
   
9. I have a friend with one eye, he`s pretty cool about it, instead of :D he sends .D
   
10. I`m going to start carrying fireworks in my car because sometimes my horn just isn`t enough
    
11. I`m going to start a band called "Free Beer" because when people see a sign that says "Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM" everyone is going to be there.
    
12. My closet is like 15 shirts I plan to fit into again and 1 shirt I wear every day.
    
13. Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription.
    
14. All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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