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1. Nothing shuts my pie hole more than an actual pie.
   
2. When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It`s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
   
3. They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
   
4. If you are noticing this notice, you will have noticed this notice is not worth noticing
   
5. People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
   
6. I’m giving up on the silent treatment. ...Going to start talking to myself again.
   
7. Think about what last call would look like if Walmart had a bar
   
8. Never judge a girl`s boob size by their jacket.
   
9. Take my advice, I’m not going to use it.
   
10. Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
    
11. If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for.
    
12. Wow....turns out I`m NOT a Ninja. That really hurt.
    
13. GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
    
14. Please please, keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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