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1. When I was younger, it was wine, women & song. Now I am older, it`s beer, the old lady & TV!
   
2. Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...
   
3. The final stage of adulthood is when you start saying, "Oooh, that breeze feels nice."
   
4. Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
   
5. Thanks to the State Farm commercial now I want a Falcon.
   
6. I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
   
7. If your phone doesn´t ring it´s me.
   
8. Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
   
9. Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don’t stare.. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.
   
10. The relationship was going so well until I left my phone unlocked.
    
11. My body is by no means a temple but it can be one heck of a amusement park ride...
    
12. Depending on the boob, the Bra is either the best or worst invention ever.
    
13. Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?
    
14. <-- Is my name! Isn`t it awesome!?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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