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1. On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
   
2. Just once I`d like to yell, "Don`t you know who I am?!" because I`m important, not because I`m drunk and actually forgot.
   
3. The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
   
4. This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
   
5. Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
   
6. I maybe wrong but I doubt it.
   
7. Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.
   
8. Found out the name of my neighbor`s cat. In other news, I now have free internet.
   
9. This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
   
10. It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
    
11. I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
    
12. “You look tired” is just a polite way to tell someone they look like sh*t.
    
13. Coffee? I`ll have a cream soda ... One cup of coffee and I`m up all afternoon.
    
14. I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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