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1. I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
   
2. My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
   
3. It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
   
4. PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
   
5. Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms they will run away.
   
6. I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
   
7. slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
   
8. I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
   
9. The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
   
10. At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet ! But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
    
11. Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
    
12. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
    
13. 9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...
    
14. I don’t know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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