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1. I spend most of my money on beer and cigarettes.. The rest I just waste.
   
2. When you write misspelled backwards it`s misspelled.
   
3. Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
   
4. I don`t have issues... I AM an issue
   
5. People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don’t have one.
   
6. Breakfast in bed probably means you are dating someone. Dinner in bed means you`re probably single.
   
7. I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
   
8. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come into work.
   
9. At Starbucks drive up window. Me: large iced chai please Them: you mean a venti? Me: large iced chai. Them: we call a large a venti. Me: Do you want a large tip or a venti tip? Them: large iced chai, please pull up.
   
10. I can’t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
    
11. What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?
    
12. Life hack: If you keep your mouth shut, no one will know you`re so stupid
    
13. In other news millions of facebook user suddenly got their law degree
    
14. Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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