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1. Once in a while you meet a person that makes you smile when you think about them. They`re trouble. Stay away from them.
   
2. I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn`t in a band anymore.
   
3. Puttin the `eff it` in efficient today.
   
4. I`m more confused than a valet parking attendant at a Mary Kay convention.
   
5. Rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don`t they?
   
6. Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you’re working.
   
7. I think...therefore, I am.....single
   
8. You find my yoga pants distracting ... would you like me to take them off?
   
9. Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am.
   
10. Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
    
11. Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
    
12. If someone found a legit way to make penises bigger, no one would believe them.
    
13. I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s
    
14. Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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